#Discord status update
This only updates when the bot starts, so for now it won’t update in real time as the bot is added to more servers. Now when the bot starts up it will automatically show how many servers it is a part of. # Startup Information async def on_ready(): await client.change_presence(activity=discord.Game('Sea of Thieves')) print('Connected to bot: '.format())
#Discord status code
Naturally, I wanted the bot to be playing Sea of Thieves around the clock.Īdding the following code in the on_ready function sets the bot’s status to “Playing Sea of Thieves”. The bot was going to be in a server dedicated to Sea of Thieves. This is particularly relevant to the bot I originally set out to build. Let’s start with one of the most common statuses seen on Discord, playing a game. In order to keep things simple, we’ll append the examples to the on_ready event. Setting the bot’s status when it first comes online will add a bit of polish while it is hanging out in the server. Watching: Use discord.Activity() with the type argument set to to show the bot as watching something.Listening: Use discord.Activity() with the type argument set to to show the bot as listening to something.Streaming: Use discord.Streaming() to display the bot as streaming with an optional url argument.Provide the name of the game to the name argument Playing: Use discord.Game() to display the bot as playing a game.Top 100 Status Updates - Funny Status <- Ideas taken from this, my mind, and another list I can't find for the life of me.There are so many options for what a bot can do! Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones to make! It pays no attention to criticism.Īlways make a list of the Discord statues you use- after a while, everyone will have forgotten them and you can use them again. Others whenever they go.Īsking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes.Īll of us could take a lesson from the weather. Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it craps on your head. We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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